Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Getting Started

Just getting started on this, but more or less from page one there are plenty of surprises. Here are some things that jumped right out at me from the first section of the Obamacare Plan:

- As a result of socialism, all prescription drugs will be "distributed evenly throughout the populace, pill by pill" regardless of medical need. Need your heart pills? Go ask your neighbors if you can borrow theirs! (Pg 3)

- Strict butterscotch rationing will be implemented almost immediately, to discourage elderlies from being alive. (Pg 3)

- ATF agents authorized to seize cigarettes (non-mentholated) and chewing tobacco from private citizens in home raids. No exceptions.

- Mandatory Asthma "re-education camps" will be set up in Arizona and West Texas. (Pg 5)

- Inner-city urban clinics staffed by Illegals as part of an Obama Work Program will distribute methadone, switchblades and medical LSD (legal) to anyone who asks. Clinics will also operate fleet of Mobile Abortion Units. (Pg 6)

- Page 8 is just a reprint of the poster to "Logan's Run" with the words "we need to do this" written on it. I reproduced it at right.


- Because of diversity, all Medical School Tests, which used to be given only in English, will now also be given in French, Asian, Mexican and Islamic! (Pg. 11)

- Partial list of banned medicines and substances: all blood thinners, All Gold Bond Medicated Products, AIM Toothpaste, Triaminic (Grape Flavor Only), Sunblock Under 50 SPF, Carob, Icy Hot, Acetaminophen (Pgs 12-13)


There's more! I haven't even scratched the surface of the medicines they're taking away.

2 comments:

  1. "- Because of diversity, all Medical School Tests, which used to be given only in English, will now also be given in French, Asian, Mexican and Islamic! (Pg. 11)"

    That is a good idea. All of those doctors from Puerto Rico should be able to take that test in Mexican. It's only fair.

    Also my flinstones vitamins had better not be on that list.

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  2. yeah dood for serious i cant believe they make you take the test in mexican cause last i heard they spoke spanish there but things got so bad they forgot that language and had to make up a whole new one called special mexican. and its cause the govt tried to force healthcare down the peoples throats even though they didnt want it!

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